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		<title>Ecclestone turns to government for bail-out</title>
		<link>http://www.chew-the-fat.com/satire/ecclestone-turns-to-government-for-bail-out00871</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:01:33 +0000</pubDate>
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Written by: silver
FIA boss Bernie Ecclestone has approached the government for an emergency rescue package after his wife filed for divorce.
The tiny magnate, who was valued at £2.4bn, stands to lose all but 50p if his enormously tall wife is successful in her bid to gain his fortune. ‘All my cigarette sponsorship has resulted in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Limerick competition - prizes to be won!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 10:04:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Silver</dc:creator>
		
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Roll up, roll up! Everyone must be able to write a better limerick than this, which is why I&#8217;m only the judge.
 
The Editor of Chew The Fat
Devised a challenge which she thought that
Would sort the men from the boys
Stop the throwing of toys
And rhyme the word ‘that’ with ‘tw&#8230; ‘cat’
 
Let&#8217;s have your limericks here
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		<title>Diary of an unhappy neighbour</title>
		<link>http://www.chew-the-fat.com/satire/diary-of-an-unhappy-neighbour-400859</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 10:01:52 +0000</pubDate>
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Written by: Gorvid
Winter is a wonderful month. Despite the ever darkening evenings and the icy chill in the find the crisp sting of the wind combined with the warm glow of cottage windows and the wisps of wood burner smoke to be most gratifying. This is somewhat soured by the fact that I get to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This week, in the forums</title>
		<link>http://www.chew-the-fat.com/forum-business/this-week-in-the-forums-300847</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 10:01:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Silver</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[When not composing amusing poetry, our members are creating their own supergroups and defining the very epitome of the stylish mofo. Nuclear bunkers appear to be a recurring theme, though this time they&#8217;re concerning themselves with furnishing it instead of sexing it up. We&#8217;ll refrain from mentioning a certain member&#8217;s ill-advised photographic session. Ooops.
We&#8217;re also celebrating our [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Strapped to a bomb</title>
		<link>http://www.chew-the-fat.com/motoring/strapped-to-a-bomb00838</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 09:57:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Top Fuel Digger</dc:creator>
		
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Written by: Top Fuel Digger
www.basslinetopfuel.com
I&#8217;ve been sat here 2 hours, I&#8217;m bored, I have cramp in my legs, I can’t feel my backside anymore, and I&#8217;m getting sleepy from being able to move the grand sum of nowhere. With a mask, goggles, helmet and neck brace on, I can’t tilt my head, move it left [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BNP member exposed as a traffic warden</title>
		<link>http://www.chew-the-fat.com/satire/bnp-member-exposed-as-a-traffic-warden00835</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:39:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Silver</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Written by: silver
 
A member of the British National Party has been exposed as a traffic warden in a list leaked to the press on Monday.
 
‘I never minded anyone knowing I was a bigoted oik, but I am devastated that my kids have found out I’m a traffic warden,’ said Fred ‘Adolf’ Jones as he dodged [...]]]></description>
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		<title>FIA replaces points with stars</title>
		<link>http://www.chew-the-fat.com/satire/fia-replaces-points-with-stars00832</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 14:34:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Silver</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Written by: silver
 
Bernie Ecclestone has plumbed new depths of Formula 1 madness with a proposal to replace the current points system used to decide the winners of championships with a system of gold, silver and bronze stars.
 
Under the new scheme, Ferrari would receive three gold stars at the start of each season and all other [...]]]></description>
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		<title>War among the underclasses</title>
		<link>http://www.chew-the-fat.com/satire/war-among-the-underclasses00829</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:29:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>one-eyed Jack</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Written by: one-eyed Jack
 
Britain has always been associated with class structure. In not so distant times past there was the working class, the middle class and the upper class. But now an emerging sub-culture is fighting amongst itself to lay claim to the identity of the lowest of them all: the &#8216;underclass&#8217;.
The underclass is not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WAGs surprised to find insects in jungle</title>
		<link>http://www.chew-the-fat.com/satire/wags-surprised-to-find-insects-in-jungle00826</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:13:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Silver</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Written by: silver
 
Contestants in the new series of ‘I’m Not Even A Celebrity But I Want To Be One!’ were shocked and angry to discover there are insects in the jungle.
 
‘I was putting shower gel on my breast enlargements this morning when I saw something small with loads of legs run in front of me!’ [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top Fuel Digger to test Torro Rosso</title>
		<link>http://www.chew-the-fat.com/satire/top-fuel-digger-to-test-torro-rosso00817</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 10:43:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Top Fuel Digger</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Written by: Top Fuel Digger
www.basslinetopfuel.com
Following our previous articles on the now notorious Top Fuel Digger, it&#8217;s come to our attention that somehow, be it by fair means or foul, he&#8217;s landed himself a test drive at Formula 1 team - Torro Rosso.Reasons for this selection are still a mystery to us, but we did manage [...]]]></description>
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