Election 2019

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Re: Election 2019

Post by Strawman @ Mon Dec 09, 2019 6:26 pm

The fortune telling fish says don't vote Tory

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Re: Election 2019

Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Mon Dec 09, 2019 6:35 pm

Damien Thorn wrote:Frankie Boyle article

Boris Johnson, who looks like something you’d keep your pyjamas in, and who no reasonable person would choose to lead them into a chorus, has a strangely hunched demeanour; perhaps from all the time he spends crammed inside married women’s wardrobes, like a randy jack-in-the-box. This confused sex yeti has been booed by nurses: people who can remove a dressing, examine a festering wound, and still look up at you with a smile. Has any party ever elected a new leader so tired and dated? With a delivery best approximated as a living checklist of stroke warnings, his bumbling posho shtick almost resembles buffering, a kind of 3G Wodehouse. He doesn’t even seem to enjoy it; throughout the campaign he’s sported a face that looks as if it’s been kneaded by a baker going through a particularly bitter divorce

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