Written by: Top Fuel Digger

Following a mildly successful race weekend, questions have been raised about how a 23 year old PG Tips drinking bridge technician can fund a race operation with no official backing.

CTF dug a little deeper and came up with some startling revelations regarding this young upstart. If you’re easily offended, and have little patience for things deliberately fabricated to wind you up, please look away now.

We have reason to believe that Top Fuel Digger, was, up until a short time ago, known under a different name. Sources suggest that funding for the nitro fueled racecar came from his previous career as a pop star and internet character, which flopped when people became tired of the very basic and dull formula.

If proof were needed still, please compare the two photographs below. Clearly you can see that some cosmetic surgery was required, and this we believe was carried out at a clinic somewhere in Switzerland.
Our sources can exclusively reveal that we managed to track down the surgeon who performed the daunting task of making this vertically challenged frog appear human.

Dr. Hans Frogmullerbacher has agreed to tell his story, which we will reveal shortly…

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